when you try learning something completely foreign
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
WOMEN TELL YOUR DAUGHTERS THIS.
"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku
sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu?
it is the east, and my waifu is the sun.
did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight!
for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.
o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun?
deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae,
or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki,
and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
dont joke about penises that is highly illegal and im calling the police
I really wanted to make a dick joke in response to this, but it’s too hard. Nothing is coming to me. If only I could penetrate the inner workings of my mind and be clever for once. Oh well.
I’m that type of friend you can tell anything too but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head